Nolan generally likes wildlife. All sorts of animals are quite fascinating to him.
My sister has a fuzzy duck. This fuzzy duck quacks out one note of "Old MacDonald" every time you flap his mouth. He's a puppet. Did I forget that part?
Jill tried entertaining Nolan with the fuzzy duck, which scared the peedoodles out of Nolan. He spent the whole of "Quacked Old MacDonald" snuggled into daddy's chest. So Jill took pity on him and took the duck with her to the couch to watch the BSU/UO Tostitos Fiesta Bowl.
The duck was innocently sitting on the couch, when Nolan peeked over the back and spied the evil duck. He quietly creeped around, retrieving his trusty Nerf suction-dart gun, slowly advancing on his enemy's position. At the last second, he jumped up, took aim and BLEW THE DUCK AWAY!
Thus spake Nolan. The Duck is no more.
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